"Well I like pretzels, but, I really like chips." - Kevin
"I'll be the Number Two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs." - Andy
"When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in." - Dwight
"Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair." - Andy
"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that!" - Michael
"I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted." - Dwight
K-, that's mine, tell me yours...
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There are too many, but I do have to tell you I used your quote today in my talk so thank you very much.
I don't know that I know very many quotes from the show. One of my very favorite episodes is when Jim and Pam send Dwight faxes from "future Dwight". What great comedy!
"I just really don't want my employees thinking their jobs depend on performance."
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